Thursday, August 1, 2013

Guest Post - Dislich - Stone Guardian



Clyde did an actual post

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This is my first "real" review for Chug Life. It's my best friend's(s) band. I've mostly only heard them practice and very briefly played bass in their band. I saw the last 30 seconds of one of their songs live and it was mostly just soloing forever. This band has a female vocalist and reminds me of Punch or high pitched black metal screeching. The first song has a lot of dive bombs which is always just too sick. Withering Cunt starts out with a sample of some UFO/occult shit that everyone in this band loves.

If you're into d-beat and sick fuckin' solos then you're going to definitely love this band. The lead guitarist's favorite band is Iron Maiden.

Prisoners of Hope starts out with a bass solo played by this guy that was in this really silly thrash band called Swellbows who hated me because my friends and I went to a party at their house and peed in bottles/threw them out the window/tried to get naked/and destroyed a longboard. Also, this song is named after Ace of Base lyrics with is one of the best bands, even though the keyboard player was in a whitepower skinhead band. Look it up, it's weird as fuck. has a Korn riff and the drummer takes great pleasure in tricking pretentious hardcore snobs into listening to it and being like “haha, you just fucking listened to korn”. This EP/album/whatever is really rad.

My all time favorite on here is Nausea Creeps because it's really poppy and starts out way too heavy. Also it has a Korn riff and the drummer takes great pleasure in tricking pretentious hardcore snobs into listening to it and being like “haha, you just fucking listened to korn”. This EP/album/whatever is really rad.

If you're into d-beat, Watain, Punch and divebombs then you're going to love this. The whole EP is really solid and usually sounds like “too much”. It was put out by this collective that we're all involved in called CTRL Force.


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